The Princess’ Game
“Larry, I’ve signed us up for a week’s R&R on G37-X.”
“Indeed.” The AI materialized in front of Xavier Xanthum (in
his standard form, a pair of glowing eyeballs). His tone sent a clear message
to the human half of the partnership that ran the Wanderlust.
“Do you have some objection?”
“Not at all, Captain.”
Xavier sighed. Larry only called him “captain” when he
disapproved of something Xavier was about to do. This was probably about
Xavier’s choice of a rustic retreat for his holiday. Larry liked vacation in
high-tech centers where he could find new toys for Xavier to install in the
ship.
That was the problem, of course: Xavier was a space
explorer, which meant he made money by discovering valuable new planets. He
hadn’t had much luck lately. He couldn’t afford a holiday in the Silicon
System, or even at Sunset Strip in the Viridian System.
“I want a quiet holiday,” was the way he phrased it to
Larry.
Larry's eyes turned a funny color. "Are you sure,
Captain?"
Xavier scowled. Larry only called him "captain"
when he thought Xavier was making a mistake. "Of course I'm sure. A nice
vacation on a quiet planet is just what the banker ordered."
Larry sighed. For a moment Xavier was distracted. How could
an AI sigh?
"What?" The double problem of Larry’s disapproval
and his human reaction made Xavier’s tone sharp.
"There have been problems with some of the vacation
rentals, Captain."
"Like what?"
"Well, there was that time on SLVD 3246," Larry
began.
"That was a perfectly lovely island, and everything
worked out fine," Xavier said. "I fixed your retro-thrusters!"
"And there was the planet that appeared to be a singlemountaintop."
"Just a minor annoyance."
"And the planet claimed by the Krrg."
Xavier sighed. "I still regret that one. It was so
lovely."
They were silent a few minutes.
"Still," Xavier said, "I need some time
dirtside, and I've no credits for a resort planet. It's a rustic retreat or
nothing."
Larry gave up, but he expressed his feelings by maintaining
a chilly silence for hours.
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DVST 5489 looked perfect. Best of all, the beach villa came
practically free with a tank of fuel. Essential ship’s maintenance done, Xavier
settled into the villa, the Wanderlust
parked beside it. Some spacers left their ships in the spaceport, but Xavier liked
to keep his close.
It didn't look like he'd need to make a fast exit this time,
though. The only other sentients around were a bunch of children, females of
the local species. They spoke just enough Universal to tell Xavier they were
sisters, daughters of the local ruler. Princesses. Xavier watched them play
from his beachside lounge, an indulgent smile on his face.
When he woke up he was securely bound on his chaise longue.
The princesses surrounded him, dancing in a wild sort of way. He had a bad
feeling about this.
"Not worry!" Shouted the lead princess when she
saw he was awake. "Is game!"
Xavier relaxed some, but he would have preferred it if their
game didn't involve tying him up. The only being who knew where he was and
might come to his rescue was Larry—but a ship's AI had no body, Larry's
eyeballs notwithstanding. Larry had no hands to cut him loose from his bonds.
Xavier squirmed some as the princesses danced around him,
and liked what he saw even less. Beyond the rather cylindrical creatures in
pink lace--that seemed to be a universal requirement for very young females of almost
any species--he saw a larger and older local kindling a fire on the beach. That
wouldn't have been so distressing, but the large—really large—pot next to it
made him wonder.
"Hey," he called, hoping Larry would hear, too,
even if he couldn't do anything.
He could call for help. "This isn't funny any more. Can you let me go now?"
He could call for help. "This isn't funny any more. Can you let me go now?"
The head princess danced up to him again. "Oh, no. Must
finish game. You good game." This time when she smiled, he saw that she
had very sharp-looking teeth.
That was when he remembered that "game" had more
than one meaning.
"LARRY!" Xavier would be embarrassed later by his
plaintive wail, but right now, he just wanted someone to rescue him. "Get
me out of here!
When the princess went back to the dance—which now looked
distinctly sinister—Xavier set to work at the cords on his ankles. He could
just reach them with the hands tied behind his back, thanks to the yoga
exercises Larry had insisted he learn when he'd complained of being stiff after
their last planetary adventure. It had been something to do in space, and he'd
gotten pretty good at it. Now it allowed him to bend his heels up to meet his
hands, and he picked at the knots.
He was so absorbed in that task that he failed to notice
that the fire was now blazing, and the circle of princesses starting to close
in. All of them bared their teeth, and he saw no trace of the cute youngsters
he'd watched with such pleasure before his nap. "Larry!" he wailed
one last time as the creatures closed in.
A great shadow covered them all, and Wanderlust descended. The
princesses scattered with shrieks and tears. Xavier kicked off the last of the
ropes around his ankles and dove for the ramp that Larry had let down. Larry
raised the ramp before the princesses could recover and come after them,
tumbling Xavier the last few feet into the ship.
Xavier lay panting as the ship lifted into near-planet
orbit.
"Do you wish to return to the rental office?"
Larry asked as Xavier stretched and bent and squirmed to get his hands around
front, where he could attack the knots with his teeth.
“No.” They could keep the rent.
"Where would you wish to go?"
Xavier gave a deep sigh. He knew what Larry wanted, and he
owed it to him. "To Paradise. We'll get you those new sensors."
Xavier didn't really even mind. They clearly needed better sensors, or better
sense, and he didn't seem to be providing it.
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Wonderful :)
ReplyDeleteEspecially the Sunset Strip reference. Although we don't think it's cheap, compared with Walton City. Just nicer.
Maybe cheap compared with the Silicon System :) Just a little sideways reference to some local spots...
DeleteI do hope you don't mind me poaching bits of your galaxy :) It's just kind of fun to wander in and out of all the SF worlds.