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BLACKBERRIES
Copyright Rebecca M. Douglass
Dear Dana: I found these notes in Granddad's desk after he died in 1980. I think they will answer your questions about why they sold the old place in ‘72.
Yours, Jamie
May 1, 1971
Bob Dear, this weekend could you:
Mend the garden fence
Take down the storm windows
The blackberries are getting awfully close to the pasture fence. Better trim them.
Thanks for the new notepad! Love, Mabel.
May 22, 1971
Honey, please:
Finish spading the kitchen garden (I have GOT to get things planted)
Take down the storm windows
Mow the lawn
Cut the blackberries back from the pasture fence
Thanks! Mabel. (Yes, the cold weather is over. Take down the windows, Bob!)
May 29, 1971
Put up the screens
Mow the lawn. Borrow Joe's mower if you can't fix ours.
Wash front windows
Prune rhododendron by front gate
Cut the blackberries back to the pasture fence
—Mabel
July 10, 1971
I gave you last weekend off for the Fourth, so quit your bellyaching, Bob.
Wash the windows.
Mow the part of the lawn that shows, okay?
Prune the rhodie. I can't get the gate open!
Please cut the blackberries away from the horse trough. There will still be plenty for jam.
—Mabel
July 31, 1971
Weed the potatoes
Pick peas and beans
Dig the dandelions from the front lawn
Cut the blackberries out of the horse trough
—Mabel
August 21, 1971
Prune the rhodie on the front gate
Weed the potatoes
Water the lawn, Bob. I know it makes it grow. That's the idea.
Cut the blackberries back from the pasture gate
—Mabel
August 28, 1971
Pick blackberries, then cut them back from the gate.
So MOW the lawn. It's your JOB!
Weed the potatoes
Repair the front gate
—Mabel
October 16, 1971
Build a new front gate
Cut the blackberries back to the pasture gate
Put up the storm windows
—Mabel. I know it's too early for the storm windows. Nag now and avoid the rush!
October 23,1971
Mow the lawn
Spade under the garden
Hack the blackberries off the bottom lawn
—Mabel. P.S. Thanks for the lovely new front gate.
November 13, 1971
Put up the storm windows
Tie up the rosebushes
Cut blackberries on back lawn
—Mabel
November 27, 1971
Hang Christmas lights
Pick the winter squash
Get Jim to plow the garden
Get those blackberries now, while they're dormant!
— Happy Thanksgiving! Mabel
December 4, 1971
They are so dormant.
Hang Christmas lights
Get decorations down from the attic
—Mabel
December 18, 1971
Do your Christmas shopping. I wear size 12.
Get those Christmas decorations down from the attic.
Oh, leave the blackberries alone for once. Merry Christmas!
—Love, Mabel
January 29, 1972
Take down the Christmas lights
Organize the tax stuff
Repair the garden fence
Cut the blackberries away from the roses below the garden
—Mabel. P.S. It's not that cold. You will NOT get frostbite taking down the lights.
March 4,1972
Do the taxes
Clean the mud off the front porch
Get the blackberries away from the garden fence
Order seed potatoes
—Mabel
April 8, 1972
Start the taxes—they're due next week.
Call Jim to come and plow the garden for me.
Beat the blackberries away from the garden plot.
It really is time to take the storm windows down.
Repair the garden fence. I saw deer tracks down there already.
—Mabel
April 15, 1972
Tax forms are on your desk, pencils in the kitchen drawer, calculator in my purse.
—Mabel
April 22, 1972
Go down to Gibson's Hardware and pick up the seeds
Take down the storm windows
The blackberries will not keep the deer away. Repair the fence.
—Mabel.
P.S. Cut the blackberries back from the garden gate. Bet you thought I forgot!
May 13,1972
Plant the potatoes where Jim plowed for us
Mow the lawn down to the garden
Cut the blackberries off the garden gate
—Mabel.
P.S. If you had cut the blackberries, you could have repaired the fence without
a trip to Doc Wilson.
June 3,1972
Forget the rest of the garden. Just keep the blackberries away from the tomatoes, okay?
Mow the front lawn
Put up the screens
—Mabel
June 17, 1972
Put up the screens
Mow the front lawn
Rescue the tomatoes from the blackberries!
—Mabel
July 1, 1972
Mow the front lawn
Wash the windows
Keep those blackberries off my tomatoes!
—Mabel
July 15, 1972
Hack the blackberries off the upper garden fence
Water the tomatoes I transplanted to the front flowerbeds
—Mabel
P.S. I don't think we should have taken that week's vacation over the Fourth.
July 29, 1972
Chop the blackberries off the upper lawn
Pick up potatoes, lettuce, and turnips at the grocery store
Mow the front lawn
Water the tomatoes
—Mabel
August 12, 1972
Chop the blackberries off the back porch
Water the front lawn and the tomatoes
Edge the front walk
—Mabel
August 26, 1972
Hack the blackberries away from the back door
Trim the rhodies at the front gate
Wash the front windows
Mow the front lawn
—Mabel. P.S. Have you noticed those nice new houses in town, over on Maple Street?
September 2, 1972
Repaint front porch and fence
Pick the tomatoes from flowerbeds
Get those blackberries out of the back hall!
Open house at the Development Sunday afternoon. Let's just go take a look.
—Mabel
September 23, 1972
Hack blackberries off the hall door
Take out the trash
Talk to Mary Pat over at the Realty
—Mabel
October 7, 1972
Barricade kitchen door against blackberries
Clean your den
Don't forget, escrow closes Tuesday afternoon
—Mabel
October 14, 1972
Wash the front windows
Mow the lawn
Put up the storm windows
Mail change-of-address forms
—Mabel
Great story, Rebecca. Lots of chuckles from this one! Best laugh I've had today on the desk.
ReplyDeleteGlad I could brighten your morning! :)
ReplyDeletePerfect and yes, I totally identify with this!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh. I fought the Battle of the Blackberries every year when I lived in Portland. Those things are evil.
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